Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 03, 2016

Fold You Tube in there, and you’ve got Youtwitface.

Now if it were Self peeling Vegetables. that would be something.

When Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Semiconductors were thinking of merging, some thought the combined company should be called “Farewell Honey Child”.

Or Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Cracker Barrel Country Stores should join up and call themselves Poly-Warner-Cracker.

And then 3M and JC Penney should get together with the Canadian Opera Company and form Three Penney Opera.

Finally, Grey Poupon should take over Dockers and call the resulting company Poupon Pants.

Bucky has the Pink one’s wheels turning in the last panel !

FedEx and UPS will be merging to form a new company called FedUP.

When Lockheed Martin bought Loral Electronics, disgruntled employees called it LoMaRal.

Yale Locks, Mary Tyler Moore Productions, Fuller Brush & Grace Chemical merged into YaleMaryFullerGrace

FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

I always thought Google and Yahoo would be Yougle.

And for today’s “Sounds vulgar but it isn’t” statement …

“YouTube MySpace and I’ll Google your Yahoo.”

I’ve often thought that, for Darby, “the wordplay’s the thing wherein to catch the consciousness of the king (is a fink!)”

That’s my new name for iPhone users: iAmaTwitFace.

Goldman Sach has in fact begun financially consulting Ultimate Software and created a sister company called Ultimate Sachs. It’s proving very lucrative.

What about linked in? And YouTube? YouFinTwitFace