Truth Facts by Wulff & Morgenthaler for July 06, 2016

That explains why I was cool in high school for only 10 minutes. I saw one misplaced comma, and that was it.

So “cool people” means those who speak gibberish?

Obviously I’m not one of the cool people. I know the difference between your and you’re, there and they’re.

Years ago, when we were on vacation one summer, we tuned in to the local news in that city and the news team was doing a report on what teachers were doing that summer. They asked one teacher what subject she taught. She said “I be’s da English teachah”.

I’m glad I didn’t send any kids to that school.

I’m in the last group. If I encounter a typo while reading, it throws me for a loop.

I’m a Grammar Nazi and apparently not cool.

I did Nazi that coming!

I take exception to being called a grammar “nazi” (which should not be capitalized). I’m a commun(ication)ist.