Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for August 22, 2010

Not in a good way, however! Good morning, Birdbrainiacs!

You’ll be even more attractive if you end up in the water.

He wants to be chummy with them.

Bite me, I think I love you!

Nor so desireable……

You do look really delicious today.

Oh, they definitely want to eat you alive.

Shark soup anybody!

Ha Ha! Yes! I have changed my name.

Ha Ha! Yes! I have changed my name.

OK how do I do that? I want to change my user name also.

Oh, it’ll be love at first bite.

Powerboy, You can change your name on the same page you change your avatar. Go to your profile by clicking on your avatar. Under your avatar it will give you the option to Edit Profile. Click on that link, and you will see a section that says My Info under that there is a field labeled First Name. Put the name you wish to appear in that box. Then click on the UPDATE MY INFO button below. Your screen name will change, but your log in name will remain the same.

You can call me what my friends call me, SIR. Don’t have many friends and they never call.. I tell my significant other she can call me Master or Your Majesty, but she prefers another 7 letter title.

No faces to face in three days.

Sir Lew, if you don’t see faces. Maybe you need an eye doctor?

There’s faces in the water, Lew.

Human foot soup?

Sir Lew there are faces today. Maybe you need some of Doc’s Coffee!

I sometimes call my husband “Your Highness”. “specially when I want him to reach something on the top shelf…..he’s 6’4”.

Another classic case of sharking.

Must be a lawyer.

I knew Minko Moo was a poet. Her feet show it. They’re Longfellows.

River Cuomo’s “I Was Scared”

OooOoOooOh..

Listen to me, Ive got to clear the air there is something Ive held way deep down inside all these years you always were a friend you always trusted me

but now i must admit i was not trust worthy

Chorus I let you down I sold you out i turned away as you fell onto the ground

I was scared, and i was terrified and i was lost and so i shot away

and i don’t know what i can do to make it up to you i cant turn back the clock i cant rewrite the book but if i could, the end would be happy you would be safe and i would be proud to look at you when i looked you in the face

Chorus I let you down I sold you out i turned away as you fell onto the ground

I was scared, and i was terrified and i was lost and so i shot away

Thought i loved you..(Though Loved you) i was so afraid i could not think of anything to say(anything) though i loved you(thought i loved you) thought i trusted you though i needed you(thought i needed you) i was sooo afraid i was so afraid( i was so afraiddd)

and i promise that ill never ever do that thing i did that day when acted like a fool i might get my bleeep beat my throat slit and my fingers hacked but ill never miss another chance to watch my brothers back

Chorus I let you down I sold you out i turned away as you fell onto the ground

I was scared, and i was terrified and i was lost and so i shot away

I let you down

I was scared, and i was terrified and i was lost and so i let you down.

faces in the waves exchanging glances

It could be worse: this dude, or his mammalian near-contemporary….

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I thought lawyers are sharks.

Hello everyone.