Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 30, 2016

“Oh, just down to the local gun shop, dear. Why do you ask?”

I and my gold coin collection have a standing offer from Tiffany at the Wayward Lounge to share her bunker.

Dern fool lady, Whaid the varmint cross that thar road?

Oh, he can come along, too.As part of the supplies.

Wouldn’t you like to know, dearie.Have you seen the expiration dates on those supplies I stocked into that shelter back in 1957?

You aren’t supposed to tell him that until you have closed the door behind you. This is just another example of their poor ability to plan couple’s activities.

“That’s okay. The waste system in our bunker doesn’t work.”

Learn to trade up…..TP for can of corn……you know.

……a telephone book …..for a case of Shasta’s….

Only Henry knows that the shelter is airtight and locks from the outside.

Yes, I originally I misread that as “When are you…”, she asked while pouring him a ‘special’ cup of tea.

Henry John drops a bomb, so get to the store.