Lio by Mark Tatulli for June 29, 2016

annoyed because they’re left on the shelf not purchased and uneaten?

… or annoyed because Lio is staring at them. I know I get furious when people stare at me for too long.

The ones on the right must be the nuts.

Well, partners, I take my chocolate straight, not in fancied-up little boxes full of crinkly wrappers and stuffed chocolate bits! Pour me another tall milk, bartender!

Wait’ll you see the ANGRY chocolates.

Next aisle over: Assaulted Nuts

Are they annoyed because some twit has poked their finger in the bottom to see what flavor they are?

Hee hee hee!

After all, life is like a box of chocolates…

They’re annoyed because they’re feeling out of sorts.

Perhaps the other one could be “a sordid chocolate” instead?

Try the Crunchy Frog.

Bitter. All bitter. hmh