Janis: I secretly invested all the wadded up bills you've left on the dresser over the years!
Janis: I've amassed a small fortune!
Arlo: REALLY?!
Janis: No, not really.
Ok… speaking as a woman… if I told my husband I’d been saving up money that was originally “his” and then stuck it in my bra right in front of him… that would be an invitation to come and get it. But then MY husband by his own definition is a 2×4 kind of guy (I have to hit him with a verbal 2×4 to get him to get any kind of hint)…. so in his case I’d actually have to SAY “come and get it”.,,, and then, later, I’d make him take me out for a pricey dinner with the money. Ruth’s Chris Steak House sounds good. hmm, wonder if there are any ones hanging around…..
LuvThemPluggers over 8 years ago
Notice where she placed it? Hmmmm
Alphaomega over 8 years ago
Good grief,how is it he’s never found them there?!?
Varnes over 8 years ago
Alpha, Hank, obviously, she’s been grabbing them for the last few years….. I bet she thinks a crumpled up bill is unsightly and messy…..
jarvisloop over 8 years ago
Has she been saving up for her exit day? Again, I don’t think she’s trustworthy. She doesn’t seem to be as committed to the marriage as does Arlo.
Grace Premium Member over 8 years ago
Ok… speaking as a woman… if I told my husband I’d been saving up money that was originally “his” and then stuck it in my bra right in front of him… that would be an invitation to come and get it. But then MY husband by his own definition is a 2×4 kind of guy (I have to hit him with a verbal 2×4 to get him to get any kind of hint)…. so in his case I’d actually have to SAY “come and get it”.,,, and then, later, I’d make him take me out for a pricey dinner with the money. Ruth’s Chris Steak House sounds good. hmm, wonder if there are any ones hanging around…..
KEA over 8 years ago
does that mean she saved up a large fortune?
(and why does Arlo wad up bills and leave them on the dresser??)
ralphyork666 over 8 years ago
Gee this gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “padded bra.” LOL
Plods with ...™ over 8 years ago
Define small
mourdac Premium Member over 8 years ago
Janis might have a booby trap set up….
Grace Premium Member over 8 years ago
lol, believe me it’s really not that hard to get him to dive in as it were, a low cut top will do it.
michaellham over 8 years ago
I find the direction of this strip to be quite titillating!
Wenthral over 8 years ago
But enough for a good pair of shoes.
ChessPirate over 8 years ago
She’s got the principal, he’s got the interest…
Alphaomega over 8 years ago
@chessPirate. Nice p.o.w.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 8 years ago
My beloved takes all the change I bring home.Except for the pennies; she lets me keep them because she knows I can use them as shims.
Alphaomega over 8 years ago
@D.H.G. Thanks.
wolfman47130 over 8 years ago
Double digit inflation.