Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for June 30, 2016

Why IS Janis doing that, anyhow?

That dreaded sagging arm fat. She appears to be safe——for now.

Chicken Dance?

modified zombie walk, mayhaps?

Ah, yes. Another question that a smart husband never answers truthfully.

Translation – as long as you don’t show your underarm jiggle, yes you can wear that top.. Janis it’s so much easier to just wear short sleeves…

Or to work out so you don’t get that arm flap. . .

Does she feel the wind beneath her wings?

We call them “Bingo Wings” they flap when ya yell Bingo.

Many years ago when I got married, we went to the church to talk with the preacher. He was instructing the young men when we came in. He said “I know some of you guys think your grown up enough that you can sass your momma. Let me tell you, never sass a women who has been cooking on cast iron for twenty years! That hangy down stuff is not fat! She will slap you alongside the head with that skillet and you will wake up in the next zipcode!”

You are either to young to realize that good pecs do NOT hold up sagging boobs, especially if you’ve nursed three babies (ok, let’s just go ahead and discuss it!) or you don’t have enough boob to sag.

If Janis rotated one of her arms 180 degrees, she could walk like an Egyptian.

I don’t know…but this strip is getting pretty weird to be written by a divorced single guy of 20 years……

you need a push up bra.