Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 08, 2016

Merlin was a globalist.

Many people will tell fantastic tales just to get you to buy things. They make you feel like you need those stuff they are selling. Swindling is quite the art, and if you know a bit about psychology, you’ll do fine.

I have a football I’ll sell ya, made from real pigskin, and autographed by Moses and Aaron.

This strip reminds me of a joke…Why couldn’t Merlin have kids?

@wolfowned: it’s a fake, not kosher, Moses and Aaron would have had a calfskin football.

Sorry, but if it doesn’t say “Made in USA”, I usually avoid it…

“It says ‘Made in China’”“A place Merlin was quite fond of…”“Hmm, and that’s not the only thing it says! There’s fine print here, too! ‘Copyright 2011, All Rights Reserved!’"“Merlin enjoyed time-traveling as well. You know, visiting 2011 AD, places like that, see if the world would be in order by then; I guess not, but, you know…" “Hmm, I’ll bet he did! I’ll pass, thanks! Oh, well. ‘A penny saved is a penny earned!’”

Go ahead, keep asking questions, I have an answer for all of ’em.