Beardo by Dan Dougherty for June 28, 2016

“you make aanything look good’..then run

Wow So awesome

Very Nice. And keep a straight face.

I just tell Mrs. Retired Dudette “I like your haircut”. Simple, direct, to the point and, most importantly, it’s what she wants to hear.

Try “Wholly Adequate”

What? No one likes to hear “you look beautiful” anymore?

You just killed yourself Dan, that’s what.