Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 14, 2016

Garlic is good for blood pressure but bad for love and friendship

Too bad they can’t ban farting. That can’t be controlled.

If I had my way, beer would be banned at Fenway Park here in Boston.

Garlic is only a problem if you’re not also eating it. It’s also the test of true love: https://tomsmith.bandcamp.com/track/garlic-is-for-lovers

I don’t get around much, but are there any actual ballparks with four decks?

Reminds me of the elderly man who came to my teller cage smelling strongly of the garlic he’d just had for lunch. Had to step back to catch my breath.

the guy sitting next to them has his tongue out . gross

If you would sit in the outfield(at Dodger Stadium), you won’t have to put up with beer drinkers.

Are garlic fries a real thing? If so what are they – fried garlic or french fries dipped in garlic or what. Go figure that fries could be made grosser than they already were.

Garlic fries are usually pretty awesome. And if everyone’s enjoying them, nobody will mind the smell!