Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 13, 2016
Transcript:
Unicorn: Campers, today we will be canoeing. Phoebe: Oo, canoeing! We do that at human summer camp too! Marigold: You do? However do you operate the paddles? Phoebe: ...with my hands. And ARMS. Marigold: You are a strange and fascinating creature. Phoebe: My mom says so too, but I think for different reasons.
Averagemoe over 8 years ago
You’d think it would be easier to just use telekinesis directly on the boat.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
Quadrupeds (specially mythical and mystical quadrupeds) sure have a lot to learn about bipedals.
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
How do the unicorns do it? With magic? Certainly not with their hooves. But if they use magic, that would just ruin the thrill of the challenge.
Q4horse over 8 years ago
Those arms and hands were specifically designed to groom and massage the equine hide. At least my horse seems to think so,
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
I see.
fuzzybritches over 8 years ago
Wow! and here I thought the hands and arms were specifically designed for petting cats and opening cans!