Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 09, 2016

Oh, no THANK you. Wouldn’t be prudent.

The issue of how to crack these nuts has been gnawing at me all day.

How about poop jokes?

Tee hee heeee!!! She said “crack”!!!

The guests in the Squirrel Suite kept bothering the kitchen to order roasted nuts from room service.

I beg your pardon?Isn’t that a little too personal, Teresa?!

Come out of the oak grove, babyYou’ll catch your death in the whirlsYoung girlThey call them the Walnut SquirrelsYoung girlThey call them the Walnut Squirrels-Druid Boughy

Who decides which nuts belong to whom? Do all the nuts on a particular tree belong to one squirrel, two, three? I buy my nuts already cracked. How about… eat your own nuts. Cracking and eating are very different things. I’d care more about who EATS my nuts.

Nice to get some feedback.Posting has been touch and go with internet issues all week, so it’s been kind of a slog blog.I think the “service” finally fixed whatever ailed it today.

Nuts is take ‘em as you finds ’em.What you need to do is find as many as you can, then bury them so nobody else can find them. Then, you go to anywhere you think you might have buried them, and go dig until you find something or give up looking. Your attention span won’t allow you to remember from one day to the next what you did or where you buried nuts, so you might miss some. Don’t worry about it. That’s how new trees get planted so there’s nuts all around. The important thing is to find and bury as many as you can, to make sure they don’t go to waste.

Reminds me of a joke from “Letterman” …

It was so cold today that I was walking in Central Park and saw a squirrel … ice on his nuts.