Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 29, 2010

If we don’t kill it off first…

Red planet rover, red planet rover, Opportunity knocks over…

The best candy on Earth comes from Mars.

And, the best candy on Mars comes from Earth. :)

(interpret that any way you want)

Richard Hoagland is on the phone…

It so happens I have a button for the occasion…

Getting run over by something that travels at two inches per second must be pretty embarassing.

..Grandpa says Mars is what earth will look like after a Sarah Palin presidency…

Tell grandpa that obama is doing it now.

I am confident that our glorious earth army can successfully invade and kick Mar’s .ass. But there may be a problem with extended supply lines during the impending occupation.

and, 3hourtour, please…..don’t even JOKE about that

If there is life on Mars will we have to conquer it?

aztec end of world prediction is just a few weeks after our next presidential election isn’t it? LOL

Why can we not have a fun comic without politics? Go to State of the Union or some other comic. This isn’t even political. Gosh, it’s BS from people like 3hourtour that ruins the good humor of these comics due to the flame wars they start.

I’d make some puns on this, but they’re all gross and most probably wouldn’t get them.

Average human less than 72” tall, 2” per second would take 36 seconds to run over human. one thousand one, one thousand two……one thousand thirty six. Must be sun bathing on one of the beaches on Mars.

I happen to like Rockit Science; it’s so informative (really).

Just don’t run over John Carter, and remember it’s not Mars, it’s Barsoom.

For all you ERB fans out there.

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If you want to see what life on Mars looks like, look here.

The astronomer who first saw the markings on Mars was seeing what the eye does with random patterns - forms them into lines - and he called them canali (channels) which was mistranslated by some idiot as canals and it hit the news.

The face on Mars was nothing. NASA saw trails that changed often, and they suppressed the photos - couldn’t let that hit the news - until one of the landers solved the mystery: dust devils were moving around disturbing the suface of dust, making “trails”.

The Mars rock was hyped the way it was, to cover up one of Clinton’s “intern”al problems, which WOULD have hit the news if they didn’t do something.

Sherlock, here’s another picture from the rover…

http://michaelduanemartin.com/images/mjmdgt2-skiponmarsatwalmart-enh.jpg

PappyFiddle, I was in your corner until the last paragraph. Of course everything is a conspiracy. Go with peace.