Lio by Mark Tatulli for September 10, 2010

Lio, it’s a hopeless case…

Lio should be happy that he’s not on a gurnie.

OOOOH! deas! ideas! :-)

Wow! Eva Rose keeps a pump-action shotgun handy! Never know when a love-sick suitor might sic a kite on your window! –But, Lio, I fear it’s too late for your scary-face kite!

Opposites exact

and Charlie Brown thought he had problems with the kite-eating tree!

Eva Rose is beginning to look like she needs rehab for her violent tendencies…Lio should just get over her…

Atleast it’s no the kite taking Lio to the emergency room.

^^^The Little Red Haired Girl she ain’t!

thats a bit too front page these days

Liao needs remember to buy a repair kit.

Interesting gun. It goes “chick, chick” instead of “click, click.”

If this was on TV (Cartoon Network, Nick, or Disney), the NEA (National Educational Association) and ACT (Action for Children’s Television) would be full-on Tatulli’s case!

pamlicorat, “click, click” would imply a dry-fire, or pulling the trigger with no ammo. The “chick, chick” sound is of the pump action loading another round into the chamber.

Plus it’s a chick pumping it! “Guns don’t kill kites, people (and kite-eating trees) kill kites.”

JOSH On TV cartoons, why can’t a mouse hit a cat with a mallet but an alien can destroy a galaxy with the push of a button? This teaches what?

Nice shooting, Eva

A hole in Juan?

she is a bada**

I need 50 cm’s of thread and a needle, STAT!

Chick - Chick - a Boom!

Darn. He lost the face-off.

Bad joke of the day:

If this was made into a movie, would it be a “chick-chick” flick?

Poor kite. He needs a bit of a lift.

@sensrule92

Great comment. Very funny.

HAHAHA! Oh this one had me in stitches lol

after all lio did scare the bow off her head. swift retaliation was necessary.

Wow. That seems a little extreme …

Airframe Engineer to E.R., STAT

That was just rude. Does she have a permit for that shotgun ? Just send the bill to your girlfriend Lio

if she lives in michigan she does not need a permit for a shotgun or rifle

Chikuku, what are you doing over here? There’s no Lucky Ducky sightings possible in Lio’s neighborhood!