Michael: The buildings are big in New York City! The signs are big in New York City! I'd say everything's big in New York City!
Grandma: That's because you've yet to see the hotel room.
A closet is a thousand dollars a night. An extra hundred to use the toilet. Another 200 to take a shower. An extra 500 to sleep on a cot instead of the floor. Or so I’ve heard from people who have had the misfortune of going there. The closest I’ve been to NYC was flying over it in the air force, and that was too close. The closest I’ve been on the ground was Philadelphia and that was too close (I took Amtrak from Chicago to Phily and back).
Flash Gordon over 8 years ago
A closet is a thousand dollars a night. An extra hundred to use the toilet. Another 200 to take a shower. An extra 500 to sleep on a cot instead of the floor. Or so I’ve heard from people who have had the misfortune of going there. The closest I’ve been to NYC was flying over it in the air force, and that was too close. The closest I’ve been on the ground was Philadelphia and that was too close (I took Amtrak from Chicago to Phily and back).
Marko56 over 8 years ago
You want big, go to Texas.
Ubintold over 8 years ago
Maybe that’s why they call it the “Big Apple”.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
I see.
Kristiaan over 8 years ago
The rooms are much smaller in Paris.