Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 19, 2016

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    Jest Phulin  over 8 years ago

    Well, Merlin did live life travelling the opposite direction in time (according to some sources)[citation needed]. So, his would have an end date. Just not a beginning date…

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 8 years ago

    I used to want one sayingDAVID HUIE GREEN1954-199GONE AND FORGOTTEN.With a space for the final numeral

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    bigcatbusiness  over 8 years ago

    Clairvoyance perhaps? Imagine living your life knowing the exact time of your death!

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    wolfowned  over 8 years ago

    I think there was an old Twilight Zone episode where the gravedigger dug the grave, and when he got all done, he looked at the stone to read HIS own name, with the dates.

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    Espoc  over 8 years ago

    Mine will read: expect no reply

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    thirdguy  over 8 years ago

    and mine: Return to sender.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Don’t increase your life insurance, Wiz.

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    Flash Gordon  over 8 years ago

    I want to be cremated when I croak. No grave, no stone.Cemeteries are a waste of real estate. Ashes can be used to fertilize farmland.

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    Dr_Zinj  over 8 years ago

    I prefer to have my atoms scattered around the universe when I die.

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    Prey  over 8 years ago

    I am donating my body for trainee surgeons to practice on, after all, its just dead meat.

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    megerkey  over 8 years ago

    Wiz, you might have left the Crystal ball out and turned on?

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    She bought them on clearance at Marker-Mart…

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    Rose Madder GoComics PRO Member said, about 22 hours ago@CarolinaGirls The Big Bang TheoryNo wonder I didn’t get the reference – never seen it – never will either.

    I watched it once. Bob Newhart was a guest…

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    will  over 8 years ago

    I’ve always wanted mine to read “1940 – 2040 Shot by a jealous Husband.”

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    tuslog1964  over 8 years ago

    I’ve seen a number of stones where the 19 was chiseled in and 2000 has come and went and they still living!

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    danketaz Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Careful, When he goes, there goes the strip!

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    I’m quite sure mine will read, “Phew! I thought he’d never leave!”

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    K M  over 8 years ago

    My parents hadn’t even thought about getting a plot until my dad died suddenly. About seven months later, the cemetery called my mom to tell her the marker was in. Dad was in uniform during WWII although he never left the stateside lab where he worked prior to Pearl Harbor. So my mom drove up to see the marble slab with dad’s government marker on it…only the government marker hadn’t arrived yet — but her matching marker, with her name and year of birth, had. Mom told me that actually freaked her out a bit, especially since the cemetery hadn’t mentioned those particular details. We never thought at the time we’d be filling hers in only a few months later.

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    brklnbern  over 8 years ago

    That is disturbing.

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