Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 23, 2016

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    johnt204  over 8 years ago

    The crack of dawn.

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    Wilde Bill  over 8 years ago

    That’s not middle age. That’s out of shape.

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    bigcatbusiness  over 8 years ago

    But he is a wizard. He is bound to live longer. Although I doubt magic could help him with the exercise.

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    Claire Jordan  over 8 years ago

    The average life expectancy in the Middle Ages was low but that was because there were a lot of infant deaths, and a lot of diseases for which there was no effective treatment. If you managed to survive to adulthood and not get any serious infections, you had a good chance of living at least into your 60s. I don’t think they would have thought of 50 as old – old would be at least 65, it was just that not many people got to be old.

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    Space_cat  over 8 years ago

    41 years ago my back made that same horrible noise, (I was 11!) It never made that noise again to this day and I never had a bad back, despite having a very physical working life.I just need new feet as I wore the old set out..

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    Flash Gordon  over 8 years ago

    I’m 70 which is beyond middle age. I did 21 miles (33.8km) on my bicycle yesterday going to garage and yard sales. I’l be doing another 20 miles (32.2km) today on a different route.

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    tripwire45  over 8 years ago

    Get to the gym and start working out. I’m 62 and even with arthritis in my spine, my back feels great.

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    navyron Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I’m 78 and still go for my daily walks and 3x weekly gym visits. Gotta keep moving!

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    whiteaj  over 8 years ago

    The crack of dawn!

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    They should be exercising their kegels…

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  over 8 years ago

    BTDT!

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    patlaborvi  over 8 years ago

    It isn’t always a matter of shape. When I was 30 I was in the best shape of my life, I was exercising every day and lost a lot of weight and gained a lot of muscle. Unfortunately I inherited my father’s arthritis and it hit me at that time. I threw my back out twice in one month and that’s when I found out I had arthritis, my doctor couldn’t figure out how I managed to throw my back out twice in a month because I was in such good shape, so he had a series of x-rays taken and the arthritis was so obvious he could see it with the naked eye. Over the years the arthritis kept getting worse and I kept throwing my back out, eventioully the arthritis got so bad I ended up on disability and that’s where I am now.

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    Dr_Zinj  over 8 years ago

    I’m only 57, but I did do an outdoor fencing tournament Friday and watched younger people than I am melt in the heat.

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