The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 23, 2016
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July 24, 2016
Transcript:
Brutus; You're a marvel, Uncle Ted! Did you ever think that you would live this long?
Uncle Ted: If I had known I was going to live this long...
Uncle Ted: I wouldn't have given up bacon thirty years ago!
Argythree over 8 years ago
Um, maybe giving up bacon is WHY you lived 30 more years? Nah….
wolfowned over 8 years ago
It’s not living without bacon, just existing
rowf39 over 8 years ago
The changing “bad for you” and “good for you” reports cause all reports to be viewed as worthless.
Egrayjames over 8 years ago
I liked my friends response….“If I had known I was going to live this long I would have picked better friends!”
guy42 over 8 years ago
There’s a difference between living and staying alive.
What? Me worried ? over 8 years ago
I didn’t give up bacon ,at the price they charge now-a-days ,bacon gave me up !