“Legend has it that these foul beings can be destroyed by a stake through the heart, or exposure to sunlight. This does not suffice, however, for they may be brought back to life, by means of a secret rite, that can be performed once a century when the moon is in the eighth house of Aquarius.”
Gary should try out for Dancing With the Stars, as long as he doesn’t have that thing shoved up where it might keep him too stiff (yeah, there’s a bad pun there, too)….
AtariDragon over 8 years ago
“Legend has it that these foul beings can be destroyed by a stake through the heart, or exposure to sunlight. This does not suffice, however, for they may be brought back to life, by means of a secret rite, that can be performed once a century when the moon is in the eighth house of Aquarius.”
hoagieman12 over 8 years ago
Butt crack alert!
A Hip loving Canadian... over 8 years ago
Leopold should help…. I’m sure he would (not).
joegee over 8 years ago
Leo probably put it there to begin with.
Rev Phnk Ey over 8 years ago
Gary is a plumber?
Ryan Plut over 8 years ago
Note: when using the colour-fill tool, don’t forget the area behind the hand!
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Gary should try out for Dancing With the Stars, as long as he doesn’t have that thing shoved up where it might keep him too stiff (yeah, there’s a bad pun there, too)….