Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for July 20, 2016

A girl has to have shoes for any occasion!

For the same reason that a pound of feathers weighs the same as a pound of lead. ;-)

Fifty pounds of shoes

Because there’s more room left once the clothes are in so all the rest goes into the wife suitcase, shoes, books, toilet items…

Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold? The feathers. How about an ounce of feathers or an ounce of gold? The gold weighs more.

Nope, not shoes…hair dryer, hair spray, brushes, gels, et al!

You all have the answer. Most men only take one pair of shoes, maybe two – dress shoes and sneakers. Women generally need those two, plus an “in-between” pair, and, yes, the hair dryer.

Because it’s carrying the weight of his considerable imagination, and the substance that fills those frills is the stuff of dreams.

Suitcases? They haven’t gone anywhere in a couple of years. And I still wonder if they are retired. They no longer even mention work, much less go to work.

I wear women’s size 7 shoes and my husband wears a men’s 12 1/2. I can get twice as many shoes in my suitcase as he can.

C’mon….her clothes aren’t THAT much smaller, Arlo. lol

A gentleman should not display his wife’s dainties to the public, especially THIS crowd…

Sniff em Arlo!!…..Sniff em…..Ahhhhhh