Close to Home by John McPherson for August 05, 2016

Sorry! Sorry! ;-D

Buddy, they ate the pizza, it’s no mistake.

Hmm. The name, the little Caesar character, I wonder if McPherson cleared this with the company first?

I once had a seizure, and afterward needed to order a salad. I asked for anything BUT the seizure salad.

But isn’t this the kind of pizza to just grab and eat on the run?

I’ll have the petite mal with pepperoni

Shoot, and I was thinking of voting for Hillary, love her pantsuits. Well Tink, you convinced me.

Seriously, how stupid are people who think they can change anything by a comment in the comics pages? I don’t get it. People should examine the issues, examine the candidates, then vote for the criminal of their choice.

According to Herodotus, Julius had epilepsy, so Caesar actually HAD seizures.

I had a similar idea back in the 1980’s: Seize Candies! Sounds like an instruction to children on Halloween.

“Oh! I thought this was a Shakey’s Pizza franchise.”

I wonder if they have beef jerky pizza?