Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 02, 2010

ACKKK! It’s the mannaries!

My tongue keeps moving around inside my mouth. Why is that??

http://tinyurl.com/39tz4tq

Thank you, zoomhey.

Back to bed, everyone. Nothing to feel in your mouths….

Uhh…. Lumpy, lumpy, lumpy!

I dread suddenly becoming aware of someone else’s tongue in my mouth.

You know how to whistle don’t you? Just put your lips together and blow!

This overly smug “buff” man is definitely not one to talk about such a sensitive subject as “tongue awareness.”

I’m with you, Sweetie. I’d go back to sleep, too!

Ya know, there are days when I feel that my job is just like The Specialist on the blog!

“I’ll get the ice creams” is so funny!

We wake up with a dirty mouth because our tongues leave our bodies during the night and go wandering around outside.

“The Bilingualist is *IN*”

If she continued to sleep you weren’t doing it right.

she considers him fairly low in the pec-king order

Somebody give this guy a mansierre.

I would say that the degree of your dread would be in direct proportion to the identity of the particular owner of said tongue that is in your mouth

But do you know where that tongue has been?

Do you even want to know that?

Good grief.

Speaking of snails… Escargot on the half-tit. Yum yum, my favowite.

Climb every mountaaaaaaaiiiinnnnn….

From urbandictionary.com:

Tounge - Kissing someone in a bed but no sex follows. It’s tonguing while lounging.

“Frank and Sally didn’t have sex. They just tounged.”

It’s not fun to feel everything that’s going on in your colon.

http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2010/09/smiliin-jack.html

Smilin’ has 2 I’s?

And of course there’s Smilin’ Jack’s mother, immortalized by Joan Crawford, poised strategically just above the crazy little nerd-nik (don’t know how Teresa hacked my family album?!)

Sweet Teresa. I know I recently begged to be put on your FA Sunday invite list, but PLEASE, PLEASE… I want a lickiin’, too. PLEASE!!!! I’m really beggiin’ now.

http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2010/09/smiliin-jack.html

Don’t think those are mannaries. appear to be something more south.

what flavor is my tongue? not salt, sweet, umari, bitter or sour - it tastes those, doesn’t taste like those…

for that matter, what flavor is bing crosby?