Reminds me of a one-liner I heard in school: Our town is so small, the main drag is a transvestite. (SFX: Drum roll followed by sound of censors’ approaching footsteps)
I used to live in a village called Ospringe of which I always used to say that drivers passing through it would say “This is Ospringe, was it?” It’s grown a little since then, but the main street is still not much more than 200 yards from open fields on one side to open fields on the other.
thirdguy about 8 years ago
Unless their name is Lola.
banks00wv about 8 years ago
Ours was so small that we didn’t even have a town drunk…so we all had to take turns.
banks00wv about 8 years ago
Our “Welcome to…” and “You are now leaving…” signs were bolted onto the same post.
Linguist about 8 years ago
Our town was so small, that you went to a family reunion, to get a date.
cubswin2016 about 8 years ago
Our town was so small, Superman had to get changed in a sardine can.
stamps about 8 years ago
Our town was so small we had to rent a village idiot.
neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
I thought of a small town one liner…
…but, I don’t want to get banned by GoComics!
neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
Our town is so small, the City Jail is called amoeba, because it only has one cell…
neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
Our town is so small, the ZIP code is a fraction…
Guilty Bystander about 8 years ago
Reminds me of a one-liner I heard in school: Our town is so small, the main drag is a transvestite. (SFX: Drum roll followed by sound of censors’ approaching footsteps)
Claire Jordan about 8 years ago
I used to live in a village called Ospringe of which I always used to say that drivers passing through it would say “This is Ospringe, was it?” It’s grown a little since then, but the main street is still not much more than 200 yards from open fields on one side to open fields on the other.