Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 27, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: Pig. This is our neighbor Ed. He's made millions of dollars investing in hedge funds. Pig: If I'd have known they were worth that much I would have spent a lot more time trimming ours. Ed: Maybe you should start over. Pig: I will carve them into little animals.
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
While Pig has the trimmer, he could use it on the hedge fund manager.
bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
You’re going to trim brushes, not trees. Put the chainsaw down!
Sherlock Watson about 8 years ago
Sing along with Sherlock: “It’s a long way to topiary…”
Hu.e Premium Member about 8 years ago
You’re supposed to let them grow?
juicebruce about 8 years ago
Strange one is told to go to school and be successful and if you are to successful then the media beats you up for it :-)
Chad Cheetah about 8 years ago
I’m surprised his name isn’t Bob
news_techren about 8 years ago
Groovy.
Ermine Notyours about 8 years ago
That pun caught me by surprise. I “am bushed.”
Andrew Sleeth about 8 years ago
Hmmm … Ed bears something of a resemblance to Hugo Weaving.
garcoa about 8 years ago
While he may have made millions, it is equally possible that he lost millions – otherwise why would he live in their neighborhood?
Bruce1253 about 8 years ago
O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.
Radish the wordsmith about 8 years ago
Pig looks like he’s going to trim Ed’s head off.
Bruce1253 about 8 years ago
One of my big disappointments was watching Monty Python with my teenage daughter. She said “This isn’t funny, its just stupid.” I tried to explain, but to no avail. . . sigh.
Marathon Zack about 8 years ago
I could probably make tribble shaped hedges pretty well.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 8 years ago
Pig’s handiwork?
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Shady, slim, white-shirted bald guy? Are you sure this isn’t a scene from a wacky new Bruce Willis comic-thriller? Pig, did the Prop Department supply you with the safety goggles and hedge-trimmer? This is a movie set, isn’t it?Can’t fool me….
rgcviper about 8 years ago
Ooh … this looks dangerous, and could turn ugly.
Uskoke about 8 years ago
@comiclass:that’s not a chainsaw, that’s a hedge trimmer!(I have an electric one, also a gas chainsaw.)
alantain about 1 year ago
You’ll carve them into little stumps with that!
misterblister 5 months ago
he looks like he’s about to kill somebody