Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 11, 2016
September 10, 2016
September 12, 2016
Transcript:
Alligator: What are you doing, dad? Larry: Me reel estate guy. Sell homes. Okay, shut mouf now. Me got buyer. Lion: Hi, my pride of lions wants to move into this neighborhood. Larry: Me sorry. House no right for you. Cheetah: Hi. My cheetah family - Larry: Too bad. You no qualeefy for loan. Tiger: Hi. We bengal tigers- Larry: Sorry. House no longer on market. Alligator: Dad, you're blatantly discriminating against other species who would compete with you for prey. Larry: Whuh? Me no discreeminate. Impala: Hi. My fat, meaty family of limping impalas are looking for a home. Larry: House free. Here keys. Alligator: I'm reporting you. Larry: You want me coat you can butter for housewarming gift?
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
Larry’s version of survival of the fittest.
Sherlock Watson almost 8 years ago
That second applicant wouldn’t have had the money anyway; cheetahs never prosper.
Bilan almost 8 years ago
The house isn’t really free. It’s going to cost you an …
bigcatbusiness almost 8 years ago
The house is free… until you are forced to move into a more permanent home.
KingArthur67 almost 8 years ago
This is rather smart for a croc
Templo S.U.D. almost 8 years ago
I’m with Junior on this one… pathetic. At least Zebra already has his own house (which he will move out of nor sell).
nossmf almost 8 years ago
Did Larry remember to make a duplicate of the keys before handing them over?
SumoSasquatch (aka a boy named Su) almost 8 years ago
Here’s what to do with Larry.
Kind&Kinder almost 8 years ago
“While you see a chance, take it….” That’s a real crock of aquatic reptile there. See you later….
Alexander the Good Enough almost 8 years ago
Only one problem. You’d never see a Bengal tiger in the same neighborhood as a lion or a cheetah. I’m not sure if there are any crocs in the tiger’s part of town.
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
Larry is redlining! OFHEO will have his head for a trophy, for sure, if Junior rats him out….
juicebruce almost 8 years ago
And to think Larry Croc did all of that and not even one beer in his ………………..belly !
u40la13 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
It is good to see the crocs again.
tigermtn almost 8 years ago
MOAR CROCS!!! Less puns. Way less puns. For gods sake.
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
LOL
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!
mortaur almost 8 years ago
Steph is BUTTER today…cuz he’s ON A ROLL!!!
pugmahone12 almost 8 years ago
crocs….thanks!
A_NY_Outlaw almost 8 years ago
don’t forget the hoagie roll.
Artie Adams almost 8 years ago
If you’re looking for a limping impala, just come hang out in my driveway.
Mike Parsons Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Doesn’t Junior like fat, meaty Impalas too? He oughta be helping his dad.
Number Three almost 8 years ago
Junior is smarter than his Dad. He obviously gets that from his mother.xxx
jessegooddoggy almost 8 years ago
I hope everyone saw Ms Shepherd’s moving tribute to 9/11 with her lovely strip Snow Sez.
chriscc63 almost 8 years ago
is he finally going to kill something?
Alan Steenhouwer almost 8 years ago
It’s like the moral of Zootopia all over again.
NErDysprosium about 5 years ago
Knowing Larry, he still won’t be able to catch them!