Frazz by Jef Mallett for August 15, 2016
August 14, 2016
August 16, 2016
Transcript:
Miss Plainwell: You know that granola bar isn't as healthy as they'd have you think. Caulfield: I do know. Sometimes when the truth's not so palatable, there's room for the tasty fib. Miss Plainwell: I'm not sure I like that truism. Caulfield: I know an alternative.
Durandal_1707 over 8 years ago
A tasty fib Newton perhaps?
Kind&Kinder over 8 years ago
Hey, I fib to myself all the time. Otherwise, my favorite blueberry pie, chocolate fudge cake and slurpy, cheesy thin-crusted pizza with assorted tasty meats and mushrooms atop would never cross these lips! Fortunately the “there-are-no-calories-in-this” downright self-delusion will open up that highway to hell!
whiteheron over 8 years ago
I think there are lots of folks that follow Caulfield’s false truism.
garcoa over 8 years ago
I like jam on my bread – that’s fruit, right?And ice cream- well there is a little bit of dairy product in that..And Coke helps my digestion. So sure, I’m with Caufield. Enjoy!
I Quit over 8 years ago
“pseudo” intellectual? I think not.
puddleglum1066 over 8 years ago
I labor under no misconceptions: the granola bars I prefer contain chocolate chips.
robert423elliott over 1 year ago