I hope you don’t sit and wait Calvin. Unless you got hypertrichosis, you ain’t growing a beard for a while. Maybe you can ask Hobbes to lend you some of his fur.
Well; all you really need is white glue and to source some hair somewhere and your sure to be a hit. It pays to know where your dads Tilley hat is kept.
Calvin, it helps your beard to grow if you start to shave. Use your dad’s razor, he’ll appreciate sharing. It’s part of the father – son bonding experience
An American rock band formed in 1969 in Houston, TX. There are three band members and two of them, Dusty Hill and Billy Gibbons, are well known for having very long beards.
ZZ Top mainman Billy Gibbons revealed that he and bandmate Dusty Hill once turned down an offer of $1 million to shave off their beards. The singer, who has sported a very lengthy beard since the late ‘70s, told Brave Worlds that he and Hill were approached by Gillette, who offered them the staggering amount of money to shave. Though still a hefty wedge by today’s standards, the offer came in 1984, meaning it would be worth $2,316,140.52 today.
When I was a schoolkid there was some historical movie shown in the all-purpose room one afternoon. One character had mutton chops as was the fashion in the late 1800s. I decided I’d try that when I was an adult. I did but I don’t recommend it.
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
Mom is hoping you will also become a Sharp Dressed Man.
bozemanmontana almost 8 years ago
In ius voco spurius…
Wilde Bill almost 8 years ago
I think Calvin’s mom must have had a crush on Billy Gibbons ;)
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray almost 8 years ago
Calvin will be the ultimate Beer Drinker and Hell Raiser !
bigcatbusiness almost 8 years ago
I hope you don’t sit and wait Calvin. Unless you got hypertrichosis, you ain’t growing a beard for a while. Maybe you can ask Hobbes to lend you some of his fur.
Kind&Kinder almost 8 years ago
Maybe Calvin could become Rip Van Tinkle?!
maxpower44 almost 8 years ago
Well; all you really need is white glue and to source some hair somewhere and your sure to be a hit. It pays to know where your dads Tilley hat is kept.
somebodyshort almost 8 years ago
Calvin, it helps your beard to grow if you start to shave. Use your dad’s razor, he’ll appreciate sharing. It’s part of the father – son bonding experience
Farside99 almost 8 years ago
If you sat fifty years with your worms and your wishes,You’d grow a long beard long before you’d catch fishes.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 8 years ago
You may consider your bluff called.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 8 years ago
We have a guy in the neighborhood with a long beard. When walking he puts it over his shoulder.
Chad Cheetah almost 8 years ago
When adults SAY they’re listening but aren’t REALLY listening.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
I would hope one day someone builds a device or a technique to stop beard growth. I’d sign up, I don’t like shaving twice a day either.
zeexenon almost 8 years ago
The jewels? You don’t have the jewels.
cheap_day_return almost 8 years ago
I have not shaved since 1973. My beard is longer than my avatar’s.
Number Three almost 8 years ago
Americanism has confused me again.
Who or what is ZZ Top?
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William Wagner Premium Member almost 8 years ago
An American rock band formed in 1969 in Houston, TX. There are three band members and two of them, Dusty Hill and Billy Gibbons, are well known for having very long beards.
SDSillyCyclist almost 8 years ago
Nice to see ZZ Top is still together – hey! They’re coming to San Diego Oct. 4
LtLemonade almost 8 years ago
Or he could join some biker gang that grows long beards
cosman almost 8 years ago
ZZ Top mainman Billy Gibbons revealed that he and bandmate Dusty Hill once turned down an offer of $1 million to shave off their beards. The singer, who has sported a very lengthy beard since the late ‘70s, told Brave Worlds that he and Hill were approached by Gillette, who offered them the staggering amount of money to shave. Though still a hefty wedge by today’s standards, the offer came in 1984, meaning it would be worth $2,316,140.52 today.
wiatr almost 8 years ago
When I was a schoolkid there was some historical movie shown in the all-purpose room one afternoon. One character had mutton chops as was the fashion in the late 1800s. I decided I’d try that when I was an adult. I did but I don’t recommend it.