Ha, I have known people similar to this…except its more like I’ll keep the protection order in place but I love you and want you with me. So long as you don’t tick me off I won’t call the police on you.
My understanding is that the Violence Against Women Act does not allow a woman to lift a restraining order against a man, once it is placed. Hence, if she forgets she can’t drink while taking her prescription meds and goes bonkers for a night – her husband lives under a bridge for the rest of their marriage.
cubfan1937 over 8 years ago
If you won’t leave me, i’ll find someone who will
comixbomix over 8 years ago
All things considered…this isn’t funny.
Great Wizard Nala over 8 years ago
@ Bruno
Actually, son, they are thirteen months apart! Or any 12 month difference after that.
jtviper7 over 8 years ago
My birthday is 7 months after my anniversary.Anybody care ?
angelfiredragon over 8 years ago
Ha, I have known people similar to this…except its more like I’ll keep the protection order in place but I love you and want you with me. So long as you don’t tick me off I won’t call the police on you.
Totally controlling
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
Wives want to videotape the birth of their child, while husbands want to videotape the conception…
stuart over 8 years ago
My understanding is that the Violence Against Women Act does not allow a woman to lift a restraining order against a man, once it is placed. Hence, if she forgets she can’t drink while taking her prescription meds and goes bonkers for a night – her husband lives under a bridge for the rest of their marriage.