Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 25, 2016

But no one can beat the duke of earl.

Only 50k for the week? I do more like 115k….

Of course, the King of Id takes more steps than the others. His legs are so short that he has to.

but the King being so short means each step is half the distance of the others -

How about the Duke of Prunes?

Joffrey is dead….

OYE with him bein’ in such good shape,and with a nose like that,someone should fix him up with our Broomie Luv.Anyone out there with a wish to Die in a pile of smoking,smouldering ashes?

Short people take more steps.

@needachuckle: just walk it off.

another stupid fad that the sheep of the world got sucked into.

…about that nose…

Ming of Mongo: 0 (Who’s going to nag him about it?)

Well his gait is only like what 12-18" so he takes more steps b/c his legs are so short

I wish there was a Fitbutt…

Shorter legs = more steps

well little legs means more steps to get somewhere while actually going less distance.

Quick, someone do the distance calc on ol’ Longshanks up there!

I average about 20K a day! The king needs to step it up.

We all have to deal with peer pressure!

“Steppeth”