Close to Home by John McPherson for September 16, 2010

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    margueritem  about 14 years ago

    He’s a part time wolfman….

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    ksoskins  about 14 years ago

    For some excellent use of toenails as stunt actors, see The Brother From Another Planet.

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago

    He’ll blame the cat.

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    runar  about 14 years ago

    Waterbeds don’t leak like that.

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    cdward  about 14 years ago

    I wonder how his upward pointing toenails could puncture the bed beneath him…

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    lewisbower  about 14 years ago

    Am unhappy lover found a Ginsu worked better on my water-bed the day she left. The company did not honor their guarantee.

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    runar  about 14 years ago

    The knife company or the bed company?

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    Digital Frog  about 14 years ago

    @lewreader - That’s what you get for calling them up to tell them they had a weak bladder…

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    Evirtinkelbell  about 14 years ago

    Ewwwwwww!!!

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    meibwab  about 14 years ago

    The cat doesn’t like that sound either! Right now is the first he’s known about the dang thing being a water bed.

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    runar  about 14 years ago

    @pseudonymous - no they just ooze.

    Tigger, the most common kind of waterbed now has a waterbag enclosed in what looks like a standard mattress. They even take standard sheets.

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    dfowensby  about 14 years ago

    i’m with tigger: and i don’t know of anybody who has one, either.

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  13. Georg von rosen   oden som vandringsman  1886  odin  the wanderer
    runar  about 14 years ago

    I do.

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