Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 03, 2017
January 02, 2017
January 04, 2017
Transcript:
restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. hellfire chili hut hellfire chili hut - hot & spicy icon on menu () too easily confused with healthy heart icon (), en-dangering the elderly and those with compromised immune systems. slaw-2-u cole slaw wagon 1-800- slaw-2-u mobile food unit - van leaks mayonnaise. whole business plan seems poorly thought out. 3 guys and a microwave 3 guys and a microwave we reheat you eat big dude platter 3 guys and a microwave - beer can ziggurat woefully unstable. tv way too loud. pizzaburritoburger had bites taken out of it already. sam delabianno's authentic italy food only not al qaeda! just italy halal lasagna drivers pilots wanted sam delabianno's - no actual italian food on menu. suspected al qaeda front. also, unclean food surfaces.
Wilde Bill almost 8 years ago
It is surprising not to see PJ Pieholes on the list.
wayne mills almost 8 years ago
this was some of his best stuff
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
I’m gonna guess Sam Delabianno is not his real name, either. False advertising, to go along with the health code violations and terrorism….
Teto85 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Cold and rainy in the City by the Bay. Time for some Hell Fire Chili. In a four cheese sourdough bread bowl.