Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 03, 2017

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restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. hellfire chili hut hellfire chili hut - hot & spicy icon on menu () too easily confused with healthy heart icon (), en-dangering the elderly and those with compromised immune systems. slaw-2-u cole slaw wagon 1-800- slaw-2-u mobile food unit - van leaks mayonnaise. whole business plan seems poorly thought out. 3 guys and a microwave 3 guys and a microwave we reheat you eat big dude platter 3 guys and a microwave - beer can ziggurat woefully unstable. tv way too loud. pizzaburritoburger had bites taken out of it already. sam delabianno's authentic italy food only not al qaeda! just italy halal lasagna drivers pilots wanted sam delabianno's - no actual italian food on menu. suspected al qaeda front. also, unclean food surfaces.