Coming Soon 👀 At the beginning of April, you’ll be
introduced to a brand-new GoComics! See more information here. Subscribers, check your
email for more details.
Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for September 25, 2016
September 24, 2016
September 26, 2016
Transcript:
Baldo: Dad, I had a great dream last night. Baldo: It was so good that I woke up and wrote it down! Baldo: You can't read it either, huh? Dad: Maybe your great idea is not having great ideas while you're sleeping.
One of the oldest jokes in the book is about a guy who awakes convinced that he now understands the difference between the sexes, and writes it down quickly before going back to sleep.When he awakes, what he finds written is:Higamous, hogamous,women are monogamous.Hogamous, higamous,men are polygamous.
Personally, I’m not so sure why that joke has survived so long.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
I guess Baldo was still half-asleep when he wrote the idea.
Partyalldatyme over 8 years ago
I did that once. In the morning, it was just the words, “Read yogurt.” I don’t even like yogurt.
Tue Elung-Jensen over 8 years ago
Problem is, once you are awake enough to write it down properly, you won´t remember it.
Sir Ruddy Blighter over 8 years ago
Whew! I thought this one was going to end with the old “go back to sleep and dream up a way to pay for it” punchline.
Charlie Fogwhistle over 8 years ago
One of the oldest jokes in the book is about a guy who awakes convinced that he now understands the difference between the sexes, and writes it down quickly before going back to sleep.When he awakes, what he finds written is:Higamous, hogamous,women are monogamous.Hogamous, higamous,men are polygamous.
Personally, I’m not so sure why that joke has survived so long.
hariseldon59 over 8 years ago
They did this same joke on an episode of Seinfeld.