If they come in the house I catch ‘em in my hands and escort them off the property. My wife thinks I’m nuts, but I’d rather have spiders than mosquitoes and flies.
I read a study that there are 700 spiders in the average house. I have a workshop in the basement. If I leave the sawdust on the floor and come back next day, it looks like a highway system from the air!
Wilde Bill over 8 years ago
So now we know this guy is the ancestor of Ron Weasley.
Enter.Name.Here over 8 years ago
This must be where the saying"It’s so bad in here, you may as well put a match to it and start over" came from…
Not Me over 8 years ago
I’m pretty sure man Discovered fire, not Created it. Just like the myth that Ben Franklin Invented electricity.
steve.hoy over 8 years ago
If they come in the house I catch ‘em in my hands and escort them off the property. My wife thinks I’m nuts, but I’d rather have spiders than mosquitoes and flies.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
I read a study that there are 700 spiders in the average house. I have a workshop in the basement. If I leave the sawdust on the floor and come back next day, it looks like a highway system from the air!
jtviper7 over 8 years ago
Looks like a insurance scam to me…
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
I’m guessing they taste better toasted…
Maizing over 8 years ago
zeexenon over 8 years ago
Last trip out at night with poochie and spider web in face results in face wash to get it off, or no sleep.
Jim Kerner over 8 years ago
Jim Stafford wrote and sang Spiders and Snakes.
dogday Premium Member over 8 years ago
YECH!!! Got THAT right!!!
humorist54 Premium Member over 8 years ago
He could have easily invented a broom or dust mop instead. But that wouldn’t have been as exciting.
Thehag over 8 years ago
Love my spiders! They eat the flies and mosquitoes. But the ones that get too close to me don’t get to stay.