Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 26, 2016

Frenchie Kissy

Motivation—Suck the bad breath right out of her mouth.

Maybe they are just twice as likely to be franc about it.

Whereas 100% of Koreans suffer from 구취, because of all that garlicky kimchi…

Penguin breath is probably mighty fishy..Regarding those who partake liberally of garlic, curry, and other pungent spices, etc., it seems to ooze from their pores as well. It’s not just the breath that is affected. I’ve stood beside elevator riders who reek of garlic and other spices and it seemed to be embedded in their clothing as well. Add a smoker and a coffee drinker to the mix, and it’s unbearable.Is there a toothpaste or bodywash able to withstand such powers.

My favorite part was

What is the word fo® birdie breath

Yes, and 100% of birds have bad breath… but really, isn’t “bad” a judgmental word? One person’s “bad” is another person’s “normal” … or, in some cases, “sweet.”

That was an actual article in Huffington Post by Dr. Katz.http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dr-harold-katz/bad-breath-news-from-arou_b_837092.htmlNo, I didn’t remember that, I used Google.

As a noun in German, “Mundgeruch” should be capitalized.

I thought penguins were snappy dressers. This one looks a bit dowdy.

There’s a lesson here… somewhere…

The Bad Breath News from Around the World: the public’s need to know!

Apology in advance. My worse than lame madeup joke for the day. .Why did the penguin wear a watch?-So she’d know when to pop in a new breath mint.-(I warned you that it would be bad.)

If an ostrich ever happens to walk by, it may bury it’s head in the ground in order to avoid the stink..

Don’t forget that colloidal silver is considered a cure for bad breath and that Laura Silverman, Sarah Silverman’s sister, voiced Dr. Katz’s receptionist on the Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist show.It’s just an ordinary rabbit hole.Nothing to fear.

And that’s why I always keep a little plastic dispenser of Wintergreen Tic Tacs handy. If you don’t like the scent of wintergreen, then we’re in trouble.So there, Bird Brain! (I figure a sharp jab daily keeps the delatores ducking….)

¿chicle?

Reminds me of a superhero who has awful breath, but is weak and fragile in every other way …

Super Cal is fragilistic ’cept for halitosis.

(Got this from some comic a while back.)