Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 12, 2016

Me tooooo!

Are you kidding? The only women who dated me in high school were blind!

And hurdle a line of bar stools, too.

I escorted one of my Internet dates, as I always did, to her car. She tore out of that parking lot as if she’d robbed a bank.

Another one and done.

neverenoughgoldYes, it was intact. She was that eager to leave.