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Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 12, 2016
September 11, 2016
September 13, 2016
Transcript:
Man 1: I still can't get over how fast those women in the olympic track competition could run. Man 2: That's nothing. I've had blind dates run away from me faster than that.
imagenesis over 8 years ago
Me tooooo!
Great Wizard Nala over 8 years ago
Are you kidding? The only women who dated me in high school were blind!
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
And hurdle a line of bar stools, too.
Bruce388 over 8 years ago
I escorted one of my Internet dates, as I always did, to her car. She tore out of that parking lot as if she’d robbed a bank.
Another one and done.
hippogriff over 8 years ago
neverenoughgoldYes, it was intact. She was that eager to leave.