Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 26, 2016
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Tom the dancing bugs SUPER - FUN-PAK COMIX Hillbilly Robot Man: Sorry, hillbilly robot, You can't drink moonshine, I never requested "Moonshine" and I know my necessary intakes, I am a well - functioning robot that happens to be a hillbilly, Schrondiner's Cat Man: Right now my cat in this box is both dead and alive. In the final panel I will open the box. Please don't look! your observation will fix his state! Thanks a lot. Horatio H Bordeax, Crime solving Bacterium Hmm... trail of mini acid fragments.... Anomalous concentrations of polyphosphates... Nobody leave this piece of decaying squirrel poop! Theres been a murder! Pokemon go, Forever Gotta cath 'em all! Alll! ALL! Percival dunwoody, idiot time traveler from 1909 1829 PC: Grandmother~ Im from the future! You must not marry this man! Hes a mean grandpa and won't buy me a spinning top for my eighth birthday! woman: huh? PC: Now to find your future daughter and tell her not to marry that sarsaparilla hoarding father of mine! IMAGINARY FRIENDS & THEIR IMAGINARY FREINDS bear: Okay, Mr. Shniggles! Now its my turn to tickle you! Boy: Tinky, who ate you talking to? Its time for bed! Mom: Pete, haven't you washed up yet? Stop playing! Man: So, Mrs. Cole, are you ready for sleep? God: Alright everyone, time for nighty night.
SKJAM! Premium Member over 8 years ago
Clearly that Pokemon Go player does not have access to Ash’s immortality serum.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
Yay! Haven’t seen a Dunwoody in a while. Good one!
hcarpenter1 over 8 years ago
wow lots of comics today here…
Duke of Omnium over 8 years ago
Poor kitty! I killed him by looking
kevin87031 over 8 years ago
The new semester has begun on our large beautiful campus. The number of young adults walking around staring at their mobile device has skyrocketed.
Malcolm Hall over 8 years ago
What’s God-Man planning? Putting the Earth in a sack? And anyway, which of them is imaginary? Not me! I’m real! At least I think I am.
pumaman over 8 years ago
I’m as real as can be expected from my point of view.
ChessPirate over 8 years ago
God-Man’s Mom: “Alright now little boo-boo goddy-man, time for beddie-bye!”
jpozenel over 8 years ago
These Hilbiily Robot stereotypes need to stop!
marshalldoc over 8 years ago
So, is Dog mankind’s imaginary friend?
ickymungmung over 8 years ago
God is Schrödinger’s cat, who both died and did not die for your sins.
BiggerJ over 8 years ago
Gen (10^10^10^10^10^10^Googolplexplexplexplexplex)+3 of Pokemon was where it jumped the shark.