Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for September 26, 2016
Transcript:
Alice: Timmy Fretwork the Banjo Man helped out at Blisshaven today! Mom: What did he do? Alice: He painted a scary mural, got his truck stuck in the sandbox, glued the supply closet door shut, fixed a window so it doesn't have all the glass in it and knocked something big and heavy off the roof. Mom: He did all tha-What is this? Alice: It's the sinkhole! Sinkholes form when Timmy Fretwork fixes the drinking fountain.
Wilde Bill over 8 years ago
As my FIL used to say, “Jack of all trades, master of none.”
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
Sounds like my life.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago
The man has “that magic touch.”
Scott Semple over 8 years ago
I always wondered where sinkholes came from. Thanks, Alice.
Dani Rice over 8 years ago
With friends such as these….
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
But he gives Miss Bliss such good tune-ups.
Flossie Mud Duck over 8 years ago
Timmy Fretwork tries so hard, with such poor results. But what the hey? He’s The Banjo Man!!!
ChessPirate over 8 years ago
You can’t tie a banjo man down, but apparently you can tie him up – with chores…
erin.adamic Premium Member over 8 years ago
This one makes me laugh out loud.
wherehaveallthetalentedartistsgone over 8 years ago
Screw up badly & folks stop asking you to do chores. Ingenious!
Doublejake over 8 years ago
“Fixed a window so it doesn’t have all the glass in it” — priceless. I suppose he fixed the water fountain so it doesn’t have any water in it — it’s all in the sinkhole.
tom over 8 years ago
He’s not me! He’s not me! :D