Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 10, 2016
Transcript:
Elvis: There's an intruder in the kitchen. Puck: Elvis, witnesses heard the intruder say she was here to "sit on cats". Or something like that... Either way, this reporter is under the bed. Lupin: CN news cupboard exclusive: the intruder is topping off our food. Pretty considerate for an introduer, actually... Intruder: Aw! Aren't you cute? Lupin: Ma'am. Elvis: I've made my way to the tower and I am prepared to defend the living room. I plan to strike at People's most vulnerable point! Intruder: Ow! #*@! You must be Elvis. Elvis: How do you know my name?
RH3 almost 8 years ago
Lupin is being polite, Puck is doing the wise thing, Elvis is doing his duty.
Eric Salinas Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Funny dialogue.
smorbie the great and beautiful almost 8 years ago
I knew the intruder would show up!
ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Must be the Woman’s sister.
momma-tink almost 8 years ago
Poor Elvis, lol
Rick Daly Premium Member almost 8 years ago
She’s cute! :-)
greasy old tam almost 8 years ago
There must be a back way into that cupboard. Reminds me of the kitchen in our first apartment. We had a cat who figured out that the lower cupboards were not separate. He could go in one, let the door close behind him, and come out another.
smorbie the great and beautiful almost 8 years ago
Lupin, here and IRL, is kind of like Houdini. One does not question how he gets places. One just stares in wonder at the places he manages to fit into. Georgia talks about finding him in cupboards and drawers and on top of bric a brac on the wall.
scaeva Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Oh Cat how I love reruns!
bonita.eley almost 8 years ago
Love Lupin raisig his hat “Ma’am”What a good boy!
smorbie the great and beautiful almost 8 years ago
I know. He’s adorable, isn’t he?
BWR almost 8 years ago
It used to be possible for a cat to get through a hole in the tile in the bathroom & get into the cabinet in the kitchen. We found that when our tiny rescue disappeared from the bathroom one day.
............................cocoultergeistCCvCerus almost 8 years ago
good, no2 alone
No free Heath care? over 1 year ago
I just relized that cn news has somecat with a weird thing about them. Lupins deaf puck lost a leg and Elvis ether has ocd or adhd or he’s just really old