Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for February 07, 2017
Transcript:
Lupin: Our mouse for your mouse. Your move, Robber Mice. Elvis: In other news local reporter injures paw. His stoic courage remains inspiration to all. Really don't worry about him. He's fine. Puck: Do you think your friends will bring Buzzy Mouse back? Robber Mouse: No, I think my sister will overreact and try to rescue me, and make things worse. Puck: I appreciate your honesty. Robber Mouse: You're welcome. Burt: Tommy is standing by for the live segment. Puck: Oh, hey Burt. I'm just guarding the mouse we caught. It's giving me a guilty tummy ache. Burt: Puck, may I offer an observation? Puck: Yes, please. Burt: This anger and revenge business doesn't suit you. What are your remaining Christmas tips? Puck: "Love thy neighbor", "Forgive your enemies", and "eat wrapping paper". Burt: You stay on this path, and you're only going to feel good about one of those. Every heart doubles as a compass, Puck. I think if you check yours again, you'll find you already know which direction to take. Puck: Wow, thanks Burt. Sigh. Let's get you bac- What- Robber Mouse: Merry Kickmas! Where's Agnes?! Puck: She's under the laundry basket. Robber Mouse: No, she's not! Elvis: Now the station got a package. Robber Mouse: Hello, pincushion! Lupin: We go now live to Tommy! Tommy: Do you need any help, Lupin? Lupin: I was born for this, Tommy! Take it away! Tommy: Okaaaaay then. Puck's next tip is to take time to show love for thy neighbor! Sophie: We're not neighbors, Thomas, we're roommates. ...Indifferent roommates... Tommy: Well, to demonstrate Puck's Christmas tip, I'd just like to let you know how much your company means to- Sophie: Not now, Thomas. I can't get this "found object tree" right... ...Something is missing... Elvis: I don't believe it... It's Buzzy Mouse! Robber Mouse: How?! Lupin: What?! Robber Mouse: Then... where's Agnes?!
DankMemes almost 8 years ago
wow!Lupin is born to be captured.XD
Adiraiju almost 8 years ago
Lupin and Puck I get, but I’m a little surprised that Elvis isn’t driving the strip’s rating up to at least “R” for violence against mice!
Ruth Brown almost 8 years ago
“No turning back, everyone on naughty list” cracked me up.
Denny Wheeler Premium Member almost 8 years ago
The Cat of Adventure is in his element.
SunflowerGirl100 almost 8 years ago
Love Puck’s Christmas tips, especially the third one, “Eat wrapping paper.”Okay, I have a problem. How did Agnes get to Buzzy Mouse and wrap him as a gift and have him delivered all in the space of a brief conversation. I think she got up to warp speed or hyper drive. Definitely faster than the speed of light.
Sakura Tomoe almost 8 years ago
That tummy ache isn’t from guilt, it’s because you’re hungry Puck! Eat the mice!
Lady Bri almost 8 years ago
“Indifferent roommates”? Sophie is just so cruel to big-hearted, love-sick Tommy. :(
Brein43 almost 8 years ago
Heart doubles as a compass !!! Burt is so wise. Lupin was, in fact, made for being trussed. Poor Elvis, no one recognizes the gravity of his injuries.
jlmjdm60 almost 8 years ago
Darn, this is the third time I had to go to BCN homepage because I couldn’t wait for tomorrow’s part (part 6 if you’re interested). GEORGIA, YOU ARE THE GREATEST!! GOD BLESS
bonita.eley almost 8 years ago
Oh the plot thickens!! Questions must be answered – who sent back Buzzy mouse? Where is Agnes? and most…what does wrapping paper taste like…?..going for a piece right now….
RWill almost 8 years ago
I just love a moustery …
Comiclover277 almost 5 years ago
For a moment I thought that Puck was going to say: Let’s get you bacon!!