Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 05, 2016

Since those dark days, the definition of “clip art” has expanded.

Performing at a flea circus..

They just wanted some music to pass the hours in the bunker.Hence the trombone. And it’s plague-infested.You lose twice, girls.

Talk about an “attachment”!

A dead give-a-way…

RIP Clippy

Doomsday bunkers should have a posting near the door that details the precautions to be taken when foraging among the dead for salvageable goods.There is no substitute for proper training.

Far safer to plunder the rabbit infested gardens.

Either that’s the biggest paperclip I’ve ever seen, or those are some Teenie-Weenie Girls!Doesn’t really matter, though. Either way, they’re dead.Plague, you know. Knocks people off by the tens of millions at a time. Really rather devastating, and with profound effects on the direction of history. —All for the want of a paperclip!

Je connais un trombone quand je vois un.

P.S. The Rat-Nibbled Dead would be a good name for an Anarcho-punk band.

The plague is coming!! FLEA for your lives!!!

Maybe they should bring in those nice mosquitoes to kill the fleas?

Those Lilliputian girls brought the plague home via a flea attached to a paperclip?

Big thoughts from small brains, methinks.

In fact, it would probably be a good idea to take today’s panel, print it out to fit an 8.5×11 sheet at 10.5″×7″ in landscape mode, heat laminate it in heavy plastic, and place it next to the door of your doomsday bunker, prominently displayed. In fact, it should be by both doors, the main door and the airlock door. If you don’t have an airlock, consider putting one in. Minimizing air exchange with possibly contaminated outside air without filtration is a key to surviving any doomsday event.

Which plague? There are so many going around lately.

Who in their right mind would name a band the Rat-Nibbled Corpses?

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I try to stay in my left mind.