Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for September 08, 2016

looks like that dollar isn’t soaked

Tony asked, about 6 hours ago

A new shirt, maybe?

Tony…. Wow…where does he shop?Even at the Salvation Army store, the shirts are $3.99.

Meanwhile, I don’t quite get Elliot’s sly little wink…if that’s meant to be bribery, I’m not sure what he wants…and he must think Dad comes awfully cheap.

…always have to remember to tip the help.

A dollar barely buys a candy bar now a days. So thats why the wink!!!

oh for heavens sake, what can he buy with that….

Don’t spend it all in one place.

@Tony:Got enough shirts, Tony. Perhaps too many! And I’ve got enough time to ask today’s…Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:What have you found in the pants pockets?

Remember when you could put a dollar’s worth of gas in your car and actually get past the end of the block?

Well, now you’re in the money.

Don’t let the Feds know Dad is laundering money…

When my kids were little I had a big jar for all the change I collected on wash day. I told them it was mine, my payment for doing the laundry. Gradually the money jar failed to collect much money.