With a question like that he can’t lose, unless she gets upset about being too thin. Just ham it up.
Prelude to makin’ bacon ?
Don’t be a boar—tell her like it is. She will appreciate it sow much.
Didn’t some polynesian cultures carry around their wealth on their hips? She’s looking rich, I’d say.
Hillary?
Hey, I need a silk purse. Can you help with that?
Waddle over her and sit on what’s left of my lap and we’ll talk about it.
Lipstick on a pig!
Yes. Yes, it does.
A new twist on an old (and tired) joke….I love it!
Aussie Down Under about 8 years ago
With a question like that he can’t lose, unless she gets upset about being too thin. Just ham it up.
whiteheron about 8 years ago
Prelude to makin’ bacon ?
bubujin_2 Premium Member about 8 years ago
Don’t be a boar—tell her like it is. She will appreciate it sow much.
Cerabooge about 8 years ago
Didn’t some polynesian cultures carry around their wealth on their hips? She’s looking rich, I’d say.
pugmahone12 about 8 years ago
Hillary?
zeexenon about 8 years ago
Hey, I need a silk purse. Can you help with that?
I Quit about 8 years ago
Waddle over her and sit on what’s left of my lap and we’ll talk about it.
ekke about 8 years ago
Lipstick on a pig!
humorist54 Premium Member about 8 years ago
Yes. Yes, it does.
grumper13 about 8 years ago
A new twist on an old (and tired) joke….I love it!