JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for September 16, 2016
September 15, 2016
September 17, 2016
Transcript:
Joe: Im going o take mortimer to the precinct with me. why? Hopefully the K( unit will insure him! to do what? To bare his fangs and guard this house! His fangs are kinda round. wow, his bite is as bad s his bark.
desert-cat over 8 years ago
This cop does not know his dog!
Dani Rice over 8 years ago
For the most part, all a house dog needs to do is bark. Our dog will position himself between me and any “intruder” (meter man, etc.) but never acts vicious.
Chuck_it_all over 8 years ago
Little does Joe know that within Mortimer’s heart lives the soul of a 125 pound, Alpha Male wolf. Should the need arise, danger will get to Joe’s family over Mortimer’s dead body. Until then, he is just a sweet, harmless pup.
cubswin2016 over 8 years ago
Joe should be grateful for the dog he has. A viscous guard dog might turn on the family.
David Rickard Premium Member over 8 years ago
Hey Joe: you can buy fang sharpeners really cheap at the Klingon Navy Surplus Store…
ChukLitl Premium Member over 8 years ago
You don’t need a mean dog. A noisy dog will make them go somewhere quieter.
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
He’s already a great guard dog. However, him joining the K-9 unit would give him the official paperwork.
pam Miner over 8 years ago
Mortimer looks extra cute and sweet today.Seems like his bark isn’t "grrrorff"but more like “arf”.Joe looks crabby there tho.
ktrabbit over 8 years ago
People can be inspired…dogs need to be TRAINED, Joe! You’d think a cop would know that.