Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 14, 2016

Fire escape? Water slide? Hun trap? (I.e., entrance ramp to a hollow tower with a 3-story drop inside and no exit.)

Gotta have a 36-inch hand rail or you will get a fine.

And just what Idian government agency would fine the King? And wouldn’t it just go into his treasury anyway?

Who would fine the Fink? Hopefully the Huns will use the stairs to storm the castle.

Just don’t walk under it.

OSHA will want a back door into your computer, too! Then they’ll share with the IRS and the DEA!

OYE and just WHO Rod, in the KINGDOM of Id, would or could dare TRY to fine the King???Sure and he’d have ta be lookin’ forward to a VERY long vacation stay in the dungeon.

Fine? Since when does a King pay a fine?

I don’t think that it’s ADA compliant.

My grandfather, a farmer, was a teamster on a rural highway bridge project in Missouri in the 1930s. It came in one inch shorter than the design specifications. The inspector made the contractor tear the bridge completely down and rebuild the bridge from scratch. So, my grandfather’s employment lasted twice as long as expected. FWIW, he was paid $4.50/day but had to provide and feed his own team of horses.

The Fink made the law; now he must live with it!

That danged OSHA is everywhere.

Why didn’t the king just throw the inspector in the dungeons? Although he might fine him for those too.

@Bob_Mozark: thanks for the history info. . .hope it was worth for your gramps. . .

You know, Your Majesty, you own the government. Instead of the fine, or the ramp, you could just “eliminate” the examiner.Just sayin’.

Current building codes would pretty much making it easy for any army to easily break into anything or mob or zombie horde, whatever comes along.

OSHA!

Of course who could fine him?

why are the stairs on the outside, did someone make a mistake????

I think a Larry Fine would be nice to slap around once in a while…