Monty by Jim Meddick for October 04, 2016
October 03, 2016
October 05, 2016
Transcript:
Ok. No Q-tips on your supersensitive toes. I'll just dab the splinter with a moist cotton ball... You can tell me if you can handle it... @#$##$!! Owww! @#$@#$!! Hahahahahahahahaha Owwww! Owww! @#$#$!!! Well? Ok. Either it's excruciatingly painful or unbearably ticklish... I'm having trouble deciding...
oldpine52 about 8 years ago
Amputate.
J Short about 8 years ago
It’s now considered abnormal.
Phred Premium Member about 8 years ago
Distract Monty with question and then yank the splinter out. A variation to the technique for getting a shot.
Bob Smith about 8 years ago
Sort of like this comic, Monty.
Fontessa about 8 years ago
Hard times for the retro-futurist
dogday Premium Member about 8 years ago
Oh, fer….whack this whiner over the head, pull out the sliver, prop him up in a chair and throw some water on him. Geez!
Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 8 years ago
I miss any normal.
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Suck it up, you baby!
E.B., just extract the splinter and ignore Monty’s laughter and/or screams!