Monty by Jim Meddick for October 03, 2016
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EB, I need your help removing a splinter from my right pinky toe. It's and a hard place for me to reach. Um. Ok. You'll have to be super, super careful... It just so happens I'm hypersensitive in my... Aaaahh! What the @#$@#?! So far I've only dabbed it with a moist Q-tip! I can feel the lollipop stick thing through the cotton swab!!
I did a Tom Cruise slide once and got a 3" sliver of wood in my foot, ouch!!!!