Monty by Jim Meddick for October 04, 2016
October 03, 2016
October 05, 2016
Transcript:
Ok. No Q-tips on your supersensitive toes. I'll just dab the splinter with a moist cotton ball... You can tell me if you can handle it... @#$##$!! Owww! @#$@#$!! Hahahahahahahahaha Owwww! Owww! @#$#$!!! Well? Ok. Either it's excruciatingly painful or unbearably ticklish... I'm having trouble deciding...
Suck it up, you baby!
E.B., just extract the splinter and ignore Monty’s laughter and/or screams!