Monty by Jim Meddick for October 05, 2016
October 04, 2016
October 06, 2016
Transcript:
Because his toes are so sensitive, I have to remove the splinter Civil War surgery style. I'm lashed to a table and I've got a leather strap to bite down on. Ok... Ready? I'm goin' in... Wait! Wait! I just remembered something! Whiskey! They always had a shot of whiskey first! Oh. Ok. I'll go get some... We're out of whiskey... We've got some strawbertias but they're warm... Ok. Forget it. I'll just have to aspirin and a Bud Light.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 8 years ago
Bud Light! Don’t tell me they had torture in the Civil War, too!
nosirrom about 8 years ago
Give him some rum with water and lime juice. That’ll make him GROGgy.
x_Tech about 8 years ago
Don’t let him drink it. Just whack him in the head with the bottle.
J Short about 8 years ago
He got barred for being bared.
brain Les about 8 years ago
they used to bite the bullet, but knowing Monty, he would bite too hard on the bullet and cause it to fire causing possible real damage….
circleM about 8 years ago
I figured Monty would drink Natty Light
bubujin_2 Premium Member about 8 years ago
Some people just can’t handle the naked truth.
chain gang charlie about 8 years ago
In boot camp (1962) I watched three medics wrestle a wimp who was screaming and crying in Pain and Agony.When finished they came out dead tired and sweating.One said he never saw anyone with a lower threshold of Pain.He had an ingrown toenail!America’s fighting forces!
muneflauer about 8 years ago
That’s a real man.
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Geesh! Just amputate the foot, E.B.! Here’s a cleaver, just like the ones they used in the Civil War medical tents!
(Shut up, now, Monty, or he’ll do it….)
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray about 8 years ago
Go to today’s Dick Tracy (Oct 5) where poster Ray Toler has posted names of top Uclick people with an address. Read the post and remember, no nasty letters as these top level people may not have been involved in the recent changes. You will need paper and stamps for THIS company contact !