Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for September 15, 2010

The color is missing on my screen.

Maybe Thom was being “authentic”, since Wizard started out in B & W….??

I’ll Do It! I’ll Do It!!!

Does anyone have some lighter fluid? gasoline? Nuclear Coffee? nail polish remover? perfume? anything like that?

This should not be in color!

Good Morning Everyone!

Clark Kent,

Doc T’s World Famous Nuclear Coffee is a extremely potent, unstable, and mystical coffee that is served daily at the Big Top. It has been known to grant super powers, cause animal mutations, animate inanimate objects, cause explosions and other such things.

Our beloved Supreme Leader featured it in one of his strips. Nuclear Coffee Tribute

I’d like to know where that old rust bucket would keep the matches.

You’re right, ♠Lonewolf♠. This should be b/w.

Dave? For all Oz enthusiasts who followed the series of books after the first one, you’ll know his first name is …. (5 points for the first correct answer)

“Dave’s not here, man…”

No one give LuvH8 flammables…

How about some extra points too.

Nick Chopper. And his intended was Nimmie Amee. Who, after Nick rusted up in the forest, took up with a wandering soldier, by the name of Captain Fyter, who also ran afoul of a certain witch, and, with the help of the tinsmith Ku-Klip, was furnished with a tin body.

I could go on. :)

Something tells me that Chief Thom Thom is going to be a bit chagrined when he reads that historical background…

Apropos to nothing at all:

One of the corn plants above Dave looks like Johnny 5. Otherwise I’ve got nothing to add today.

It’s gonna be a warm day in hell for SOMEONE today! LOL

those are talented talons to grip on metal that way.

very good, NebulousRikulau

my favorite character’s tik-tok - love the onamatopoiea (sp?) of the name and lends a lot to imagining how it sounds when moving

I thought it was the job of the Wicked Witch of the West to try to set the Scarecrow on fire, but what do I know? I’m not as old as the rest of you except the eternally young LUVH8.

Well, the by way Scarecrow appears to be sluffing off, someone needs to light a fire under him…

I think this was one of those tinder moments that got cut from the original movie…

Or maybe the crow just wants him to tinder his resignation?

It should be easy for you dave, you have no heart!

Runs with Beer! I was only trying to be helpful. It isn’t like I was going to…, is that a corn field? If I use a combination of Nuclear Coffee and real butter, I bet we could have pop corn!

But I don’t think a whole field of it is necessary LUV

I know you like to do things in a BIG way, but try to scale back a little?

@Minky Moo What breed of dog is your avatar? I had a Dane that looked a lot like that.

There’s popcorn coming!

Comments have reached a new level today - gotta’ figure out if it’s a high or low?

BBS whats up now. You plan on sticking crows to tinman?

popcorn

that’s good for colder weather and this seen looks not so cold.

Sister Kab!

You made it!

Okay, first we need to use the syringes to fill the water pellets with Nuclear Coffee. Be very careful, you don’t want to accidently shoot it into your bloodstream.

You missed what I posted. I’ve been on this site a few times. Now whatsup!

I’ll need rubber gloves okay don’t want to get burned.

Syringes are filled almost got burned on my arms *clumsy me need to be more carefull

Where are you sneaking too!

We are going to shoot the Nuclear Coffee pellets into the field so they are scattered through out. Do you think we should trick the scarecrow onto the wooden post first. Just in case.

Umm… maybe…

TheAuldWan said, Comments have reached a new level today - gotta’ figure out if it’s a high or low?

It’s kind of a bleedover from Big Top. And yes, we are a little nuts. But i like to think it’s in a good way.

It might be safer if we leave some room between us just so that if you… umm…. I have an accident I… umm… you won’t be injured?

Yea right your just wanting to get me. I have to work this afternoon ya know don’t want any marks on me.

BBS if you do to much Mr. Bluemel might not like you.

It will be fine! (I know what state he lives in, we can always have another Florida accident)

I won’t be here to much longer it close to 11:15 I’ll be getting ready to eat, change then leave at 12:25pm.

Glad you didn’t say Louisana those poor people have suffered enough. Or did you help there also BBS?

You have less then 5mins for me.

So, do you think we can convince the scarecrow that we are in awe of his scarecrowedness, and get him to stand against the pole? Or, Should we just knock him out and drag him over?

Your repeating. We can’t know him over he is leaning on the fence have to drag him over. Hurry up.

Oh!

You start shooting the nuclear pellets I will knock the scarecrow out, stuff him with butter, and tie him to the pole.

Ready to spray that syringe.

Done empty my nuclear pellets damage is done.

Okay, he’s ready. Thanks for not shooting me.

Your on your own now BBS I’ve gotta go. I read this later. I did a thorogh job with the pellets.

bye

your welcome

I think.

Oh Shoot! I don’t… . oh I know!    

Thank you Sister Kab

Oh! Oooops! I didn’t think there would be that much popcorn! Run Away! Run Away!

Oh no you didn’t come back here and clean up your mess young lady!

Mr Bluemel I sincerely apologize for the actions of my fellow commentors and their actions. SNERK In the future, I hope they can contain their (giggle) enthusiasm as it is inspired by your toon. (or not) Sorry, but I think it’s PHUNNIE AS HECK!

HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Here very short time

Your so BAD BBS

Clever but bad. See all later leave very soon.

Guess I’ll grab a bucket of popcorn to go… Thanks Luv & Kab.

Johanan Rakkav, apropos of not much more, does that mean Latin and Sanskrit, Koine and Anglo-Saxon are the best languages to learn?

I did hear of one priest who used to call a fellow priest in the Soviet Union, and they would converse in Latin. Once the “operator” came on the line and asked them to speak in a language used in a country recognized by the UN.

“What about the Vatican City?” the American priest replied.

CLICK!

LuvH8 and Kab, your plan sounds like Calvin’s plan: “You irritate them with this horn, and I’ll nail ‘em with my dart gun when they come out.” (http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2007/01/07/)

Kab Buch said, 40 lobs ago

your welcome

I think.

[sigh]

Oh Yay! Someone made popcorn! Yummy!

(fills a bowl, opens a pop and sits down to eat)

Pop

Good cover LuvH8

Poof!

Yum! Virtual popcorn! I can eat this and not worry about the side effects. Uhh…I wonder if using Doc’s coffee to pop it, is going to cause some side effects? Oh, well. His coffee has only good side effects - right?

Yes, Rmom. Only good side effects.

(Seals Flying Kites! I didn’t think about the possible side effects of using Nuclear Coffee!)

Okay, must be going now.

Whoa! Two pages to catch up on today.

But I see who the culprits are! LOL

NebulousRikulau great job! Another Oz fan, I see. I’m assuming you’ve read all 14 Baum books?

bmonk, should you read this, that’s a very good story.

Good one today Thom! Interesting B & W effect on the comments.

Hi fellow bird brains!